What is the best engine oil in Houston?
Houston we have a question? What’s the best engine oil in Houston? Where can you find it? Did Mission Control sneak it into a rocket and send it to the moon? Or to the International Space Station by SpaceX overnight delivery? Is it hiding under Sam Houston’s walking stick in Huntsville?
Did the giant Longhorn Armadillo on Kirby Drive drink it all up after eating Goode’s BBQ? Maybe it’s hidden in a space flight simulator inside the Johnson Space Center? Are we expecting it to arrive by air shipment at George Bush International Airport? Can you walk into a big-box national-chain-store and just find it? No it’s not at those locations. So where is the best engine oil in Houston? Let’s look. OMG this looks like it might be a needle-in-a-hurricane search, worse than a needle-in-a-haystack search! What is the best engine oil in Houston? And where can we buy some? Who do we ask?
Houston is a very big place. Most people say it’s a big beautiful place. Lots of people obviously live in Houston. So what about the best engine oil in Houston? Oh, yeah, it must be in the Astrodome. Uh, no it’s not there. Okay does somebody at the Galleria know? Um, I doubt it. Did somebody put the best engine oil in Houston inside the San Jacinto Monument? Let’s check, uh no it’s not there either. Okay here’s a list of who to ask: first ask Megan thee Stallion, then ask Jose Altuve. Well? Megan is wrapping up mixing and production in Hollywood, getting ready to drop a new album, says she’s too busy. Jose Altuve says his contract forbids him from telling. Um, okay ask Bill O’Brien. What did he say? Oh, he’s busy scouting around, won’t answer until he gets a contract he’s happy about.
Damn! Okay only one person left to ask in Houston. Mr. Moneybags, uh, I mean Tillman Fertitta. He said no problem! He said his chief assistant will be emailing the links for best engine oil in Houston in just a minute or two. Tillman is very busy doing deals, helping to rebuild the economy, helping businesses, and he says please be patient until his chief assistant gets back to us. Okay, okay! We’re just trying to find the best engine oil in Houston!
The email arrived 5 minutes late, but great. Okay let’s check this out and see. Best selection of the best 100% synthetic engine oils, filters, fluids, lubes, grease, additives, etc., in Houston for ANY engine?
Best protection against thermal breakdown from heat?
Best film strength protection?
Best protection from viscosity breakdown?
Best cold flow rate for cold weather?
Best protection from base breakdown with right detergent formula?
Best (longest) intervals between oil changes?
Best engine oil to use during a hurricane or flood?
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Gale Banks, President and Founder of world famous Banks Power gets a personal tour in the AMSOIL Factory in Wisconsin. This one is another longer video, 24 minutes. Scott goes into a lot of detail here with Gale at the factory about how they physically create the best engine oils for your vehicle or equipment in Houston, so this video is also worth watching when you’ve got the time.
Gale Banks, President and Founder of world famous Banks Power gets a very detailed personal lesson in motor oil molecular chemistry with Dan from the Engineering Department in the AMSOIL Factory in Wisconsin! This one is another, even longer video, 48 minutes. Dan goes into incredible details here with Gale about some of the molecular and chemical engineering involved to manufacture the best engine oil for your vehicle or equipment in Houston. So this video is very much worth watching if you want a deep understanding of the best engine oil for whatever vehicle, equipment or engine in Houston that you have. When you’ve got the time definitely watch this whole video.
Gale Banks, President and Founder of world famous Banks Power gets another very detailed personal lesson, this time about engine oil laboratory testing and analysis with Dan and Dale from the Engineering Department in one of the AMSOIL laboratories in Wisconsin! 25 minutes but very definitely time well spent watching this video, to help understand a bit more about the best engine oil for whatever vehicle, equipment or engine in Houston that you may have. Dan and Dale go into incredible details here with Gale about some of the laboratory testing and analysis involved to manufacture the best engine oil for your vehicle or equipment in Houston.
Gale Banks, President and Founder of world famous Banks Power gets yet another very detailed personal lesson, this time about engine oil mechanical testing and analysis in the AMSOIL Mechanical Lab with Dan and Mark from the Engineering Department in the AMSOIL laboratories in Wisconsin! 17 minutes and definitely worth it to watch this video, to help understand even more why these are best engine oils for whatever vehicle, equipment or engine that you may have. Dan and Mark go into even more details here with Gale about some of the industry-leading laboratory testing and analysis involved to manufacture the best engine oils.
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